HELP! I need HGTV

In doing some home improvement I hit my finger with a hammer...Ouch! It's black and blue and so sensitive I couldn't type or push the button on my hair spray. Just when my finger was feeling a tiny bit better I started working on this project again. I'm on a tall ladder (I hate heights) I hit the same finger again... After seeing stars I climbed off the ladder I didn't know if I should scream or cry. I just walked around my back yard in shock utterly speechless. I need some of those guys from HGTV to come with their powertools.